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For years now I've been making games, and all of the good ones can be downloaded here for free, because I'm just so dang nice!!!
Hope you enjoy them,
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- NEWEST GAMES -

Run Or Be Mechanically Separated (part1)
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Genre: PLATFORMER
Size: 6.80 MB
Originally Released: AUGUST 2008

Join Mr Peetle through the many challenges of the office workplace... Layoffs! Business meetings! Horrible screaming dismemberment! Wait, I've said too much...

ROBMS part one, winner of The Teatons Themeless-themed Game Contest 2008!

Teh Forum Game
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Genre: EXPERIMENTAL
Size: 12.6 MB
Originally Released: NOVEMBER 20TH, 2006
In the Year X2000, scientists genetically engineer a creature none as Flerppy for the sole purpose of being sent into the terribly dangerous and unpleasant world of internet forums. Flerppy has no choice but to live his tragic life through one hideous experiment after the next...
A group project by JCI and Teh Forum Team!

Foshizzlenakpeeyuyu
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Genre: ARCADE
Size: 461 KB
Originally Released: JUNE 2006

YuYu, ex-special opps agent for the US government, is needed once more in light of a terrorest overtake of a SuperWeapon. Now he must hunt down The Boss and destroy their insane plot!!

(This game should be downloaded onto a floppy disc and left in public afterwards)

Total Midget Beat Down
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Genre: ARCADE
Size: 7.24 MB
Originally Released: 2006
You are Pokey the Midget Rangler and you must destroy hoards and HOORDS of angry midgets with no pants. Really scarey stuff. Especially with giant, and even giNORMOUS midgets running in the streets! So do your job, Jetty the midget wranglerr, and KIIL THEMSS MIDGETS!!!!!!

- NEW GAMES -

Twitch-Dash
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Genre: ARCADE
Size: 2.08 MB
Originally Released: DECEMBER 2005

Wiggles is caught in a strange world full of peril, and you have to help him! Fight enemies using your burps and powerups, if you find some...

Help Wiggles survive all the strange creatures and get back home again!

JonnyRPGeewizz
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Genre: ARCADE
Size: 3.75 MB
Originally Released: AUGUST 15TH, 2005

The sort-of sequel to Jonny RPG, once again you play as Jonny in this action-packed arcade game full of monsters, crazy weapons, boss fights and more! Also play Survival Mode and take 70 monsters on all at once to see how long you can last!!

Fire Fight!
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Genre: ARCADE
Size: 423 KB
Originally Released: 2005

As Bleety, you must put out as many fires as you can with your water gun. Aim to kill those darned Fire Bats too. But watch out, they burst into flames!

Jonny RPG
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Genre: AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL/EXPERIMENTAL
Size: 16.1 MB
Originally Released: DECEMBER 1ST, 2004

Widely regarded as the greatest game EVER, this is the first autobiographical/experimental game, based on the life of it's creator Jonny Smeby. Featuring pure randomness, dancing pirates, and the end of all reality.

This has been the most popular game, and also one of the funest to make too!!

CLICK HERE FOR A FREE PROMOTIONAL DANCING CACTUS!!
(they were left over from the release date)

- OLD GAMES -

Super Sheep Dash
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Genre: FREESTYLE MADNESS
Size: 3.97 MB
Originally Released: 2004

Better than the original! Now with tons of modes, more terrains, new tools, items, and characters, and a little something called TARRMEGEDON. The ultimate do-anything sheep simulator!

(Previously sold through Subsoap.com)

GvsE3
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Genre: PLATFORM
Size: 5.33 MB
Originally Released: 2002
Buddy McKracken must once again stop the evil plans of Dr. Ampere in his attempts to take over the world. But he must brave the many enemies and monsters of the doctor's massive castle first!

(Featured in Screenfun Magazine!)

Tribute to Moon strike
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Genre: SPACE SHOOTER
Size: 571 KB
Originally Released: 2004

Based on the concept and story of the original abandoned game by Mike Pellegrino. This game was made in an early and horribly outdated version of Clickteam's game maker as part of a competition to see if it could be done. It's crazy-actiony and hard, plus it features the best use of strictly Metallica midis in any game to date!

The World May Never Know Trilogy
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Genre: ADVENTURE
Size: 4.14 MB
Originally Released: 2000, 2001

I've had the most fun making this series overall almost all the other games I've made, the third being the best! A very simple and rather short adventure game series about Mulder & Bolder while they was still in school, specifically on a field trip as seen in the first game. From there it's just a crazy, ridiculous adventure through the world, the universe and even time :D

The Twisted Tales of Joey 4
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Genre: Platform
Size: 1.95mb
Release date: 2002, 2004

The final sequel to The Twisted Tales of Joey series, which began early on when I began first making games. I think four games was one too many, because I gave up for about two years when I got to making the last couple of levels. Now I've made a fitting end to the series that wouldn't JUST DIE. No more dangit, this is the LAST ONE.

Sheep Dash
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Genre: Freestyle Madness
Size: 1.14mb
Release date: 2002

The first ever sheep related game that truely lets you do anything you could possibly want to hoards of sheep. This includes letting them drive cars wrecklessly, shoot bazookas, detonate bombs, oh and even eat carrots. It's madness!

Commando Blastoid
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Genre: Platform
Size: 1.01mb
Release date: 2003

 Everyone has to make a Megaman-ripoff at some point in game design, so here's mine! Commando Blastoid must shoot through deadly robot filled environments in order to reach the robot bosses and eventually the SUPER-BRAIN! Power ups, lots of enemies and bosses, and oh yeah it's aaaaction paaaacked!!

Jonny Co (Special Edition)
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Genre: Platform
Size: 2.79mb
Release date: 2002

The special edition of the classic platformer Jonny Co! That's not me in the game, he's an impostor I swear! You are Jonny of Jonny Co, a company specializing in the capture of renegade monsters! There's five no-good monsters hiding in the strangest planets around your solar system and it's up to you to hunt them down and bring them back. Crazy pencil-throwing action through the planet of eternal orange smell, the plant covered planet Urth, the cheese nebula and more!

Also features a playable demo of Jonny Co 2 (never finished) and some other cool stuff.

- REALLY OLD GAMES -

GvsE2

Genre: PLATFORM
Size: 3.04 MB
Originally Released: 2001

The sequel to the original GvsE, still pretty early on in game making for me. It's good vs evil as you journey through many different environments to stop a mad man! Featuring lots of enemies and sort of 3D graphics maybe.

GvsE

Genre: PLATFORM
Size: 1.41 MB
Originally Released: 2001
The original GvsE! This is a simple plaform game form back in the day. Kindda glitchy, but cool to see how the series began ;D

Sassquasher (A Day as Bigfoot)

Genre: ACTION
Size: 1.23 MB
Originally Released: 2001
An old Rampage-ish action game that lets you play Sassy the giant bigfoot! Destroy cities, armies, and eat sheep! Lots of stuff blows up in this game.

Super Whakum

Genre: 2 PLAYER BATTLE
Size: 1.14 MB
Originally Released: 2001
The original and classic Super Whakum, a two player vs game inspired by playing too much Super Mario 3 battle. Me and my cousin Yahir worked together to make this and it's still pretty fun to play together with someone today.

Rocket Smashing Doom Thingee

Genre: 2 PLAYER BETTLE
Size: 1.36 MB
Originally Released: 2002
Another two player vs game, only each player controls a rocket on one of three maps to destroy the other. There's power ups and stuff, it's an okay game I guess.

The Twisted Tales of Joey 3

Genre: PLATFORM
Size: 1.87 MB
Originally Released: 2000, 2001
The third and fairly cool installment of The Twisted Tales of Joey series (based on a series of short stories written in elementary school). Joey has to save the world from one of his greatest enemies. Classic platforming gameplay and multiple characters to play as throughout the game.

Super Sumo Brothers

Genre: 2 PLAYER BATTLE
Size: 587 KB
Originally Released: 2001
This is a hecka old two player vs game where you and friend fight each other as sumo wrestlers. It's kinda weird being that your only attack is called the "Flying Chicken". Includes a sudden death feature with lava and stuff!

- ABANDONED GAMES -

Way of the Ninjas

Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE
Size: 775 KB
Originally Released: 2004

A game starring one of my most favorite characters (Mulder & Bolder), Way of the Ninjas was gonna be all Metroid-ish but I never finished it. But there's a some places to go here and it's kinda cool. NINJA ACTION! There was a lot of cool abilities planned to be used too, I think this version lets you use them maybe.

Mulder Takes On The World

Genre: Adventure
Size: 4.14 MB
Originally Released: 2002

Another game starring some of my most favorite characters, Mulder & Bolder! A more fancy looking adventure game over TWMNK series, but the game got a little too fancy and I wouldn't never been able to finish it. It's sort of about a mysterious meteor that falls and destroys Mulder's house. The story never really got finished in my head I don't think :P

Oh there's a demo for a game I started (about Mulder too) after this that I, ehhh, didn't finish either :P But I haven't exactly given up on it (The 12th World) yet, even though I haven't done work on it for a looooooong time.

Shoot This!
Genre: PLATFORM

Size: 703 KB
Originally Released: 2004

I dunno WHAT this was gonna be. I guess an action shooting adventure like game thing with a vague story. There was a ton of weird weapons to get and you can see them in this version, but it only has one real level.

- STUPIDLY AWESUM GAMES -

 

Itsapartyinhere!
Genre: SCREENSAVER
Size: 857 KB
Originally Released: 2006

This isn't a game, it's a screensaver. But only the BEST SCREENSAVER EVERRR!! Seriously, it'll blow all yer other screensavers to bits witth it's shear awesumness!

Warning: Contains relentless, rapid flashing of colors! May cause seizures!!

The Big One (Co-director's Cut)

Genre: NONSENSE
Size: 1.16 MB
Originally Released: 2004
One day me and my good friend Pierre (also a long time tester of almost all my early games) got together to make SOMETHING in ONE DAY. What that something was to be was unclear, but we began. Originally meant to be a game, it went out of control and became the legendary piece of nonsense you see today. Part informorcial starring Tom Cruise, part worst-rap-video ever created. This project lasted no less than SEVEN HOURS IN THE MAKING, I SWEAR IT XD

Download it, or WATCH IT ONLINE NOW!!!

Mr. Chumps Ventures

Genre: CIRCY SPOOF
Size: 1.19 MB
Originally Released: 2003

This is actually a parody of games another game designer makes know as Circy of The Daily Click fame. I guess it has a lot of inside jokes, but it's still pretty dang weird and interesting. And terrible XD I still don't know what the deal was with the vibrating pigs.

Classic Moments in Jonny Comics History

Genre: ANIMATION
Size: 15 KB to 199 KB
Originally Released: 2000, 2003

This is a series of short clips taken from some of my oldest, most shameful, and often never released games for you to see online! Really reeeeally classic stupid-funny stuff here, most of it will just confuse you others possibly make you cry. Either way it's good stuff :D

Doomsday Temple

Genre: PURE GENUINE CRAP
Size: 1.99 MB
Originally Released: 2000

OH YES! My good friend Pierre INSISTED I put this online for the masses to see. It's by far one of the worst games ever made, and not on purpose either! Made waaaay back in the day with Pierre when I used to babysit him, I swore I'd never help him make any more games, but that didn't work XD

Purposely The Worst Game Ever

Genre: Pure Crap
Size: 449 KB
Originally Released: 2002

MUAHAHAH! One day I sat down to purposely make the WORST GAME IMAGINABLE. No one told me to, it was my own decision, and the results are FRIGHTENING, but totally terribly awesum. Look closely to see the great detail in crappiess put into every moment of the game (known as Rocko Rad actually). It's amazingly bad.

The best part was when I actually released it on game sites pretending to be a different better game, the results were priceless XD I almost died laughing making this game.


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